The hippie culture was ripe with the smell of sex, The Beatles were the most popular band in the world, exceeding the first coming of Jesus even, and Bob was now 18 years old, and grown into a man.
Hoping to use his acquired knowledge to build a happy life from his misfortunes, once that day finally came, he devoted himself wholly to his studies and nothing but. Now alone in the world, he would spend his days in exile following this unfortunate incident, studying The Art Of Construction by Sun Tzu, until the day came when he hit Puberty and nobody would be able to recognize him. While they could not charge him for manslaughter at the time due to his young age, from that day forward he was dubbed "The Christmas Killer", and greatly shunned. After successfully chopping down a tree in their front yard for the festivities soon after, his joy would quickly turn to psychological trauma as he watched it fall on top of their house, completely leveling the entire property and killing everyone inside. He was five years old in 1957 when his father, Richard, a well-respected ex- New York firefighter, gave him an Axe that year for Christmas. Come to your own conclusions about the goings on there. It is rumoured, however, that he was a close friend of Michael Jackson. The first five years of his life, from what Bob could recall in his most recent interview before his untimely death, were the most enjoyable years of his life. Robert Wayne 'Wanker' Johnson, nicknamed Bob by his early childhood com padres, was born in Gary, Indiana in 1952. For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia think they have an article about Bob the Builder.
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